New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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