No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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