We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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