I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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