Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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