I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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