i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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