Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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