How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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