no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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