We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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