I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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