I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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