I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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