You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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