As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
