real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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