she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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