If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Operation Purity has been aborted
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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