haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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