This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We need to get me chipped asap
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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