I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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