Church boner. Awkwardddd
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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