My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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