I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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