What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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