Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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