Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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