All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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