Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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