I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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