thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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