i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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