For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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