THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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