Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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