The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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