Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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