You made me cry and you don't even care
Ambien. No doubt about it.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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