it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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