oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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