is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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