We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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