your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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