; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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