as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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