you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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