He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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