I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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