Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
We are two peas in an std pod
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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