We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I would fuck him just for his dog
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
