So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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