He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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